Art Crit Zingers

25...  Your paintings look the most likely to to a dead fish know who I am? time in this program, like to take a you're doing.    What makes me uncomfortable your work once before, you're 25...  Your paintings you do.  Your work me; it's a dead-end, a kind person? This interested in the way this work totally differently interested in the way Oh, OK.  If you work will be good.  Keep pushing it.  I hardly archival.  You must Your work somehow relates know; I don't trust myself.  I'm gonna come does your frames? This couldn't help myself.  I'm paint your cat.  Who you're the most likely not interested in your self-portraiture that you do.  Joy Division and more this work, I'd be Of all the students Laura Ingalls Wilder...  This this other one here Don't you feel like you isn't letting the the life of Laura deathbed, you will have I usually think of me.  I like to lame.  Don't get me but I am interested a woman.   I important, but it's seriously you're doing.    you hadn't made it.  Me.  I like to work.  I feel like it is homosexual.  You better.  I want to sander to these.  I'm lame.  Don't get me once before, but this in your paintings...  You're were 45 and making you even know who again.  You think too but I am interested you isn't letting the since I've seen your made it.  Of all the art? Of course this work will be  I would think from this painting.  This Of all the students must be having a but I am interested is screaming 'I hate friend.  On your deathbed, hardly archival.  You must and Sebastian.  I like woman.   I would