Newlywed

It's
always a
good idea to

be ready to
pull down
the

shades
when newly
married.

***

What does a
newlywed think
of?

Depends.
Try each
other out a

little bit. You
don't know
until

you get married.
What do
I

think about? Sex.

Just Married

One forgets the
complexity of
the

occasion.
So this
is what it

must
be like
in a day's

work
for a
big time what-have-you.

The only missing
link, love
this,

is pictures. Many
of those
may

not exist.

***

I'm married and
I'm removing
attachments.

13 plays. Crying.
It made
the

tears
come. Pictures
missing. Everything else

went smooth. That's
it.

Butterflies (Second Thoughts?)

You can sort
of tell
what

it feels like
as you
are

about
to approach
the celebrant

in the dance
of marriage.
I

read
a sentence
on p. 325,

James
Joyce, *Finnegans
Wake*, NY, Viking,

1939, 1957.

Comither, ahorace, thou mighty man of valour, elderman 13
adaptive of Capel Ysnod, and tsay-fong tsei-foun a laun bricks- 14
number till I've fined you a faulter-in-law, to become your son- 15
to-be, gentlemens tealer, generalman seelord, gosse and bosse, 16
hunguest and horasa, jonjemsums both, in sailsmanship, szed the 17
head marines talebearer, then sayd the ships gospfather in the scat 18
story to the husband's capture and either you does or he musts 19
and this moment same, sayd he, so let laid pacts be being betving 20
ye, he sayd, by my main makeshift, he sayd, one fisk and one flesk, 21
as flat as, Aestmand Addmundson you, you're iron slides and so 22
hompety domp as Paddley Mac Namara here he's a hardy canooter, 23
for the two breasts of Banba are her soilers and her toilers, if thou 24
wilt serve Idyall as thou hast sayld.
--Finnegans Wake 2.3.325

***

Getting married in
five hours.
So,

how do you
feel? Pretty
good.

Butterflies, but the
feeling is
good.

Put it off
five years
real

life.
Big step.
Open book at

random.
Do the
deed.

Wedding Postponement?

We need to
postpone. Kill
me.

***

Minor
emergency. All
we can do

is enjoy these
things

Invitations

The 100/10 rule.
Please obey
and

invite as many
as we
like?

Prays that works.
RSVP. Ah!
See

a level of
deniability there!

***

Invite 100, ten
show up.
That's

what I did.
Invite 90.
Have

room for 40.
That's the
good

word
for the
day.

Wedding Planning

$10,000 - $20,000 seem
like a
lot

for a wedding?
Think again.

***

Getting married soon.
What's it
been

like?
It turns
out $10,000 worth.

Decorating,
good feng
shui, poseballs. all

all the steps,
create notecard,
do

what you're doing,
certain amount
private

time
choreographed, and
doing it ourselves

help from family
in formal
celebration

Two Bottoms

What if you're
a bottom
pretty

much
and your
boyfriend is too?

Get versatile or
go it
alone.

Bottomy toppy depending
on the
situation.

Two tops (bottoms)
cannot live
together.

Nonsense.
Expect them
to live alone?

***

If it were
my boyfriend,
I

may
jump ship,
to be honest...

They are not
being honest
with

themselves about their
bottom-line ...

Peaking

This
is honest
discussion, but I

tried
to make
it enjoyable and

fun.
What good
is an LGBTIQ

blog if it
doesn't have
some

education about unusual
things I
know

for sure? This
about orgasm.
Suppose

you're not supposed
to shoot.
What.

Take it up
to when
you're

about to come.
Locate pubic
bone.

Press there, when
past the
point

of no return.
That stops
the

semen.
Most of
the time. Once

16
times, but
never close since.

Pretty good, pretty
foolproof once.
Prevents

aging,
depletion. When
you're with someone

I don't think
you'd ever
want

to do this.

Engagement

The main poetry
engine I
use

broke.
This time
it is personal.

I want to
take it
personal,

because I think
it is
the

least
you can
expect from me.

I am a
bit nervous.
Forgive

me,
we'll get
used to it.

Old man acting
like the
kid

inside
that he
is. Previous wanted

someone in real
life and
one

day disappeared completely.
New, something
blue.

Borrowed.
Bended knee.
Ring (engagement). Questions.

Secrets. Kept from
me.

yikes more of the same romance 10 minutes then poof

10 results of 812, Sunday, August 16, 2009, 2:37:27 pm EDT

Which
is true,
but does not

take ten minutes
to say.
...

Then there's more

idiocy

from
Nigel, which
Mary encourages. .....

Poof!
Right away
we go to

a solo
, this
one

from
Brandon. ......
Today I went

to
the barn
and passed both

a deer-
-crossing the
highway

onramp,
yikes--and, more
dramatically, a mama

It is about
the romance
that

should
never have
been, yet helps

and teaches Baby

how

to
..... OR
after Jilly rejects

the remaining two
men?then POOF
Reid

will
appear ...
Time

elapsed: 10 minutes.
Next up
is

the adorable Reid.
MI AMORE!
...

but
that kinda
made

my heart sink
(in a
bad

way), YIKES, marriage
= death?
...

Back me up
LA readers
:)

Then I tell
him again
at

10
minutes then
again at 5

minutes.
... Yikes!
The

word no leads
to fists
pumping

on
the floor
rolling

around and ...
or ignore
him

and
poof within
3 minutes, he

is
back to
himself

again.
..... I
love romance and

I always like
to be
surprised

by my hubby
who

Get up between
9:30 and
10:30

in
the morning.
... Although I

seem
to be
fantasizing

about romance when
I'm supposed
to

be
in ...
Lots of mind

today
then
silence for

the last 15
minutes... yum!
....

Our "savior" said
two or
three

words
to the little

guy and "poof",
... Yikes...
More

later, I must
get some

We shop and
wrap and
decorate

for weeks prior
to Christmas
and

then
poof! ...
the

stuff I pulled
out of
boxes

has
grown and
doesn't want to

go
back in
those

same
boxes. ....
Thank goodness for

the way the
romance writers
support

each
other! ...
Yikes!

You've
got a
full plate! And

I've
got nothing
to complain

Jack Tapper of
ABC News
noticed

the same thing
about Obama
and

his staff. ....

YIKES!

I
wonder if
I should go

to
that de-programmer
who specializes ....

Its
been 10
minutes,

I've read it
5 times
so

far,
.... So
all we have

to
do is
make

sure they are
defeated this
time

and
then ?poof?
they're gone. ...

That's
LIFE...you go
along and then

suddenly....POOF!
..... The
romance/comedy

stuff is excellent
though, so
I

wouldn't really want
to lose
it.

...
I think
they

totally could have
added 10
minutes

and
it wouldn't
have felt long.

.... No
, really...yikes...it
kinda

feels
like it
came too soon

I just rest
for about
20

minutes
after and
then I am

usually back up.
... My

injection was
the same as

yours, kisroo: demerol
& phenergan!
...

I'm willing to

bet

once
I get
my nose done,

the
majority of
headaches will *poof!

.... It's no

wonder

you love romance
novels. They
are

minutes
ago ...
But then things

took
a turn. After

weeks of constant
and increasingly
nasty

media ... Today
in

Photoshop: Gisele's pregnancy
just *poof*
disappeared!

... In an
analysis of

more than
20 studies, researchers

Does
the Kindle
behave the same

way
(i.e., is
this a function

of the e-paper

technology),

.... It took
me about
twenty

minutes for my
brain to
treat

it
like
a regular

book.
... When
your Kindle goes

poof, then your
content goes
poof.

....
Otherwise, you
can

carry
a 100
romance novels on

your Kindle, books
you'll

my shorts were damp after playing with him

10 results of 54900, Saturday, August 15, 2009, 9:48:44 pm EDT

Most
lab periods
were spent trying

to
explain to
him that they

were ... lab
and

tell
me she'd
be in the

lab
after school
if I wanted

to come by.
... Someone

broke into
my gym
locker

and
put my
running shorts in

the
shower with
the water

running. ...
As a
result

I
was left
with damp, chilly

legs that made
a trail
of

After
a minute,
he left, groping

the
wall to
the spare bedroom.

... Indeed, my

first

important lessons were
about sex,
though

not through ...
How was
I

supposed
to know that

that story would
make him
so

mad? .... And
the garden,
its

leaves
unfolding, withering
in

the perpetual damp
-- it
should

be
cleaned as
well.

... of my
jean shorts
to

see if they
were damp
and

when
she did
that another

burst of
pee shot
out.

... I ran
into a
stall

dropped
my shorts
and let the

torrent
flow. ...
We

were
playing hide
and seek in

the woods. After
about 45


minutes, ....
His shorts
were

really
tight, like
they were a

size too small
for

I pulled my
shorts down,
Reached

for his hand
and put
it

on me. Looking
at him
I

saw
a genuine smile.

And the sparks
were back
in

I
didn't realize
until after i

had
walked up
on stage, given

the
sports director
, ....

checked
out the
door, slipped my

shorts
off, and
started scrubbing them

in
... them best

as
i could.
the scrubbing didn't

do
anything but
make them damp

. ...
All I could

pathetically
say was,
"Sorry, I thought

you
were my
fiance.

They
were giving
me a ride

back to my
car after
a

night
of bar
hopping and

partying. ....
you might
as

well," and offered
my left
breast

to him. ...
They

could
tell I
was suddenly dead

serious,
that I
wasn't playing any

more.
... My
shorts

were
soaked. Reluctantly
I pulled the

wet shorts up
my damp
thighs,

... After
playing

with my tits
in front
of

the mirror I
started peeling
off

my pants
. ....
My

panties were still
on the
counter,

I
guess I
forgot all about

those.

... want too

but I pushed
him off
and

quickly
removed my
shorts. ..... her

hand
between her
legs,her

little
pussy was
damp with her

... Ryan
Adams

and Cowboy Junkies
were the
featured

artists, and I'm
a big,
...

In
combination, the
cast

and
the hood
made him look,

well, a little
nuts. ...
After


the
game, I stopped

by
Tria Cafe
for some beer

and
goat cheese
cake. .... My


favorite
pair of shorts,

for
instance, has
a 7 ½-inch

.. ?Sorry mate,

it's
not the
damp you were

expecting, ... mastered
after years
of

whispering
prayers and revising

Talmud. ... He
swiped my
card

through his reader

and

immediately
my medical
history popped up

in from of
him on
the

...
Instead I
dropped

my
shorts and
winced as the

... After
she

drove
off, I
sat down on

the
wicker loveseat
on our front

poach
and
... I

knew
this because
I asked him.

?Are you cool
with this?
....

My
yoga
clothes?a Spandex

top with Spandex
shorts ?
were

delicious flirtation with someone's husband at woodstock + 40

frightened
by so
much emptiness, and

proud.

...... Someone's

coming." A heavy
tread was
heard.

They seemed
to treat all

love as a
flirtation, as
a

stroll beneath the

getting to know
someone, not

go down
in

history as bigger
than fucking

Woodstock, ......
and soon
enough

it'll be stuffed
and mounted
on